Twelve Purrrrrrfect Days of Christmas . On the first day of Christmas my human gave to me, A hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! . On the second day of Christmas my human gave to me, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! . On the third day of Christmas my human gave to me, three running faucets, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! . On the forth day of Christmas my human gave to me, four munchy house plants, three running faucets, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! . On the fifth day of Christmas my human gave to me, five MILK JUG RINGS! four munchy house plants, three running faucets, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! . On the sixth day of Christmas my human gave to me, six feathered balls, five MILK JUG RINGS! four munchy house plants, three running faucets, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! . On the seventh day of Christmas my human gave to me, seven stolen Q-tips, six feathered balls, five MILK JUG RINGS! four munchy house plants, three running faucets, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! . On the eighth day of Christmas my human gave to me, eight peacock feathers, seven stolen Q-tips, six feathered balls, five MILK JUG RINGS! four munchy house plants, three running faucets, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! . On the ninth day of Christmas my human gave to me, nine wads of Kleenex, eight peacock feathers, seven stolen Q-tips, six feathered balls, five MILK JUG RINGS! four munchy house plants, three running faucets, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! . On the tenth day of Christmas my human gave to me, ten ornaments hanging, nine wads of Kleenex, eight peacock feathers, seven stolen Q-tips, six feathered balls, five MILK JUG RINGS! four munchy house plants, three running faucets, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! . On the eleventh day of Christmas my human gave to me, eleven tarter Pounce treats, ten ornaments hanging, nine wads of Kleenex, eight peacock feathers, seven stolen Q-tips, six feathered balls, five MILK JUG RINGS! four munchy house plants, three running faucets, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! . On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me, twelve bags of catnip! eleven tarter Pounce treats, ten ornaments hanging, nine wads of Kleenex, eight peacock feathers, seven stolen Q-tips, six feathered balls, five MILK JUG RINGS! four munchy house plants, three running faucets, two fuzzy mousies, and a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! .
