The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas . On the first day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, Some parts to a Mustang GT. . On the second day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. . On the third day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. . On the forth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. . On the fifth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. . On the sixth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. . On the seventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. . On the eighth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. . On the ninth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. . On the tenth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, tin of Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. . On the eleventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 11 rasslin' tickets tin of Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. . On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 12 pack of Bud 11 rasslin' tickets tin of Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. .