Christmas

The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

Some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the second day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the third day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the forth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the sixth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the seventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the eighth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the ninth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the tenth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the eleventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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