They're afraid of flying off the handle
No body
Bone appetit !
Dayscare centers
His ghoul friend
Romeo and Ghouliet
Scare spray
Bamboo
Boo boos
Ghost-Toasties
Count Duckula
Twick or Tweet
On Lake Erie
He was repossessed
A BOO-logna sandwich
To the dead sea
Pumpkin Pi
At the ghost-ery store
At the ghost office
The roller ghoster
With a pumpkin patch
When something tickles his funny bone
He was all wound up
Over the ghoul line
Spare ribs
Ghostcards
Hide-and-go-shriek
Boo-ties!
You look boo-tiful tonight
Boojeans
Boonanas and Booberries
Dead Ends
Anyone he could dig up!
Ghoul scout cookies
I'm bone to be wild!
Because he likes to draw blood!
On Fry Day
A sucker
Hoblin Goblin
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spookgetti
Booberries.
What's a ghosts favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.
Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
Because he was always a goblin.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!
What song does Dracula hate?
"You Are My Sunshine"
What type of monster really loves dance music?
The boogieman!
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
.Ghoul
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty.
What kind of makeup do goblins wear?
mas-scare-a
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Where do most werewolves live?
Howllywood, California
Where do most goblins live?
North and South Scarolina
What do you call a little monsters parents
mummy and deady
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
sour-puss
What instrument do skellitens play?
Trom-BONE
Why did't the skelliten cross the road?
He had no guts
Why do vampires scare people?
They are bored to death
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the
jelly doughnuts.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
He has a bat temper.
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Give him screws.
What can't you give the headless horseman?
A headache
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
Broommates.
A broom closet.
Why does a witch ride a broom?
The Vacuum cleaner's poweer is cord it
too short.
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Because demons are a ghouls best friend
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound
What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffin Drops!
Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
They would only let him be BAT boy
Why didn't Dracula get married?
He never met a nice Ghoul
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